Anonymous said: Max how do you keep a conversation going with friends? I felt like iv used up all my interesting story's?

maxscoville:

No idea. I usually just talk about werewolves or porno or the Batman Forever soundtrack until someone changes the subject or it’s time to go home.

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All the materials for my Die Hard/Christmas lesson. My students seem to be enjoying it so far. (It’s a race between teams and there are prizes involved.)

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